A Herd of Hungry Goats Devour Dubuque College Campus. Nearly three-dozen goats are chomping away to clear 13 of the 50 acres that make up the historic Clarke University campus in Dubuque.
When I say this, I really mean it: screaming goats will never NOT be hilarious. Some geniuses put together some goat noises and turned them into Christmas songs, and suddenly the Christmas season got a little more awesome.