Greg Dwyer started in radio as Marconi's Street Guy. He pioneered such bits as "Take The Black Plague Challenge" and "Battle Of The Sexes." Later, he and Bill Michaels rewrote the book of morning radio in Peoria. That book turned out to be more of a Cliff's Notes, and they promptly left The Caterpillar City for the green of John Deere. Heck, that was in 1990. If this link is still working, then they must still be employed!
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Miller Beer is Giving Away a Dive Bar for Your Backyard
There's no way I'm not going to build something like this.

Little Caesars Staff Critiques Robbers As They’re Being Robbed
This guy is going to be better for the experience, or won't want to rob again for fear of criticism.

Yuengling Partners with Molson-Coors to Bring Yuengling Nationwide
Maybe 2020 finally hit the low, and we're in an upswing now!

Class Action Lawsuit Against Anheuser-Busch Says Lime-A-Rita Doesn’t Contain Tequila
I just avoid anything that says "Light" on the can.

2-Hour Drive Through Iowa Shows Off The State’s Fall Foliage
I'll probably make this drive a few times.

Busch Unveils New Beer, Just For Your Dog
Have a drink with your best friend.

Iowa Chainsaw Artist Carves Artwork From Derecho Damage
Screw you, 2020.

Iowa Kid Handmakes Baseball Bat Out of Downed Tree Branch After Derecho
We have plenty of wood for it.

Bison Drags Iowa Woman by Her Pants
It took her pants after it was over.

‘Who’s The Boss’ Sequel in The Works
My childhood is coming back!