There are few things that make people turn their heads and stare like a BAD HAIRPIECE. And when you're a criminal, the last thing you want is people staring... right?

A guy was arrested last month on a flight from Bogota, Colombia to Barcelona, Spain.

The police were suspicious of him because of his ridiculously high TOUPEE.

And when they searched him, they found why his hair was riding so high on his head, he had a bag of cocaine under it glued to his bald head.

There was about $33,500 worth of cocaine under his toupee. He was arrested for drug smuggling.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.