Why are Villains always Bald? [VIDEO]

Why are villains in TV and movies bald? What is it about the lack of hair that makes someone seem evil? It's a question that I wonder about every time I see a trailer for a new movie featuring a 'Super Villain'. Take the new Superman Vs. Batman movie. Lex Luther...bald. Voldemort from Harry Potter...bald. Dr. Evil from Austin Powers...bald. Toss me a freakin' bone here people! As a bald man, I take offense. What is it about my shiny dome that makes you think I'm more evil than a full haired person. It's time that bald people stand up for themselves. It's time for Hollywood to stop type casting. It's time to print bumper stickers that say 'Bald is Nice.' Who's with me?