Strange Things Found In Steele’s Old Desk!

Steele and I are in the process of changing offices here at the station.  Steele has moved down the hall to a different space, and I have moved into his old office.  He left behind some ODD items in his desk.  What do they mean?

A shamrock hat?  No doubt left over from St. Patrick's day.  The Ricola cough drop?  Cold season.  But the guitar tuner?  I didn't know he played!  The pink ring?  A gift for his wife he never got around to giving her?  And I'm not even going to touch the can of "B.S."  But nothing could prepare me for what I found in drawer number two!

A drawer full of crumbs!  How old is that stuff?  This is clearly where Pop Tarts go to die!   I'm going to ask if he wants any of these items back.  I think I'll throw the crumbs away.