Just like most people who live in the Midwest, I always get excited when the weather starts to warm up, but then I very quickly remember why I prefer the spring and the fall.
I fully expect and probably really deserve to get flamed over this, but I need to express an unpopular opinion. I have a deep conviction that Iowa loose meat sandwiches are overrated. There, I said it.
I freely admit that this is a first world problem. Considering the important issues we face as a society today, the fact that someone refuses to put a divider bar down at the store's checkout is not a really big deal. However, I would like to offer this open appeal for sanity.