When I was a kid, "girlfriend" wasn't a word I threw around.  Looking back, I'm not sure it was because I didn't want to or literally couldn't.  Regardless, this little guy is way ahead of me at this age.

He has not one, but three girlfriends.  And the stress is almost too much for him.  “I could have two, I don’t want three,” he explains. “I have to give one up.” But when asked how he will decide which girlfriend will get the boot, he’s at a loss.  What he says about that and about being five are absolutely hilarious.