The Weirdest Things in Your Google Search History

What good would Google be if we couldn't search for super random stuff?

This weekend I hit a new low, which is kind of a huge accomplishment for me. On Friday night, as I was laying in bed, I decided to Google, "how to give yourself a back massage." You know what I did next? I tried to give myself a back massage. In case you're wondering if it worked... it didn't.

As a person who uses Google like, 12 times a day, this got me thinking about how many other totally weird and random things I've searched for online. Luckily, I don't have my history on auto-delete, so when I opened up my history I found some of these gems:

• "Guide to owning seahorses"
• "Jaw cancer"
• "Queso GIF"
• "Raccoon"
• "Pug Christmas ornaments"
• "Tootsie Pop Owl"
• "What side is your liver on?"

I'm not going to offer you an explanation for any of these, I'm just going to let your imagination do the work. Do me a favor, though: take a look through your Google search history. You can do this by clicking on the Google app and then clicking on the search box as if you were going to type something. A list should pop up with your most recent searches, and at the bottom it will say, "View search history." That's where the magic is.

Post your weirdest search in the comments, but don't give us any explanation for it. It'll be fun, I promise!