When I tell you to never move to Iowa, I speak from experience. There are 10 compelling reasons why the thought of moving to the Hawkeye State should never ever enter your mind.
You live and you learn or at least you're supposed to. Even though I've been on this earth longer than I care to admit, I can be slow on learning things. But, even with my limited abilities, there were 5 things I learned after my family moved back to Iowa.