Help Brain & Courtlin Pick Their Halloween Costumes

IT'S FINALLY OCTOBER! My favorite month of the year kicks off today, which means it's time to start thinking about Halloween. I take Halloween VERY seriously, so I've had my costume planned for almost a full year now. I will be attending the Cedar Rapids Halloween Ball at Dobby the house-elf from Harry Potter (may he rest in peace). I will be making the costume out of a sheet and some felt, and I'm going to take a really big sock and turn it into a purse. I'm very excited.

Here's the thing, though: I still need one more costume. A couple of years ago, Brain and I started doing a "couples costume" for work on Halloween. Two years ago we went as Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy from Spongebob and last year we went as each other!

This is where you come in! We are looking for a funny/clever "couples costume" ideas. If you have one that you think would be fitting for us, please let us know in the comments. We will reveal the costumes we choose on Halloween morning. Thanks in advance!