Cedar Rapids Slogans

If you haven't heard, Raygun -- a Des Moines-based retailer known for snarky screen-print items -- is coming to Cedar Rapids. Raygun is set to open a two-level store in the NewBo Station development in March.

Raygun has created several snarky slogans for the cities they have stores in. Des Moines, Iowa City, and Kansas City all have taglines that pay irreverent homage to their history and landmarks.

In honor of Raygun coming to CR, I figured I'd propose a few slogans the retailer could use on Cedar Rapids-themed items. (I'm not copyrighting any of these. You can have them!)

• Cedar Rapids: Tickling nose hairs since 1849.
• Is that the Tree of Five Seasons in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
• The Tree of Five Seasons: You say toilet brush. We say art.
• Cedar Rapids: Cereal Air Don't Care.
• Cedar Rapids: Come for the fifth season, stay to figure out what the hell it is.

Do you have any Raygun-worthy Cedar Rapids slogans? If so, let me know!