Brain Needs Last Minute Help With Halloween Costume!

Yes, I know Halloween is only a couple days away. Yes, I'm well aware that this is last minute, but I need HELP! I don't know what to do for a Halloween costume! I've got to have something great to wear Halloween morning, and then to the Eric Paslay show Friday night! First, here are a few of my previous Halloween costumes.

So what do I do this year? What can a bald man with glasses pull off? Leave some suggestions and who knows, I might just use it!