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Rio Olympics Recap Day 4: Michael Phelps Stays Gold
American swimmer Michael Phelps won two gold medals at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Tuesday, extending his world record haul to 22 career gold medals.
Rio Olympics Recap Day 3: Lilly King Wins Gold Over Yulia Efimova
U.S. swimmer Lilly King beat Russian rival Yulia Efimova and won gold in the women’s 100-meter breaststroke at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Monday.
Rio Olympics Recap Day 2: Katie Ledecky & Michael Phelps Claim Golds
American swimmers Katie Ledecky and Michel Phelps each broke records while capturing gold medals for the U.S. team at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Sunday.
Rio Olympics Daily Recap: Australia Wins 2 Golds; U.S. Tied For Medals Lead
Two world records in swimming fell in the first full day of competition at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Saturday.
2016 Rio Olympics Open With Visually Stunning Ceremony
Costumed dancers, raucous crowds and spectacular fireworks welcomed the best athletes in the world to the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Friday evening.
Royals Duo Leads A.L. Past N.L., 4-2, in MLB All-Star Game
Eric Hosmer and Salvador Perez homered off former Royals’ teammate Johnny Cueto during a three-run second inning, and the American League beat the National League, 4-2, in the Major League Baseball All-Star Game in San Diego on Tuesday night.
LeBron James Leads Cleveland Past Golden State, 93-89, For NBA Title
Series MVP LeBron James had 27 points, 11 assists and 11 rebounds, and the Cavaliers shocked the Golden State Warriors, 93-89, in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals in Oakland on Sunday night, bringing a major sports championship to Cleveland for the first time in more than 50 years.
Rookie Alexander Rossi Wins 100th Indy 500
American driver Alexander Rossi conserved his fuel late and hung on to win the 100th running of the 100th Indianapolis 500 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon.
Nyquist Wins The 142nd Kentucky Derby
Undefeated Nyquist held off Exaggerator and won the 142nd running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville on Saturday by 1 1/4 lengths.
2016 NFL Draft Winners, Losers, Surprises & Disappointments
It took three days, 253 picks, a selfie with the commissioner and a social media hacking, but the 2016 NFL Draft finally ended late Saturday night in Chicago. Which franchises and players fared best (and worst)? Find out: