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Buffoon Trying to Jump Subway Tracks Remains a Buffoon
Even if you've never stepped foot in New York City, you probably know that jumping subway tracks is about as smart as buying a Rolex from a street vendor for 10 bucks.
Foreigners Describing a Typical American Will Make You Shrivel in Shame
We Americans like to think we have a can-do attitude. The rest of the world, though, likes to think we have a can-, will- and do-eat attitude.
Promposal Goes As Bad As You Can Possibly Imagine (Maybe Even Worse)
There are some things that should not be broadcast in front of a large group of people.
Parrot Pulling Out Loose Tooth Is the Worst Dental Plan You Can Have
Polly want a...tooth?
No-Nonsense Dad Makes Son Destroy Xbox for Getting Bad Grades
Life is not fun and games. That's a lesson one father wanted to pass on when he ordered his son to destroy his Xbox for getting bad grades.
102-Year-Old Loses Something VERY Important While Celebrating Birthday
You only turn 102 once (if you're lucky), so this woman decided to mark the occasion in style.
Idiot Posts Videos Of Himself Robbing a Bank on Instagram
There is such a thing as oversharing on social media.
Jerk Driver Causes Ugly 3-Car Pileup
One of the first things you learn when you start driving is that you need to share the road. Well, like a spoiled kid, this driver refused to share and made everyone pay.
Baltimore Rioter’s Mother Smacks Him Upside the Head on Live TV
Fire hoses, police -- that's not how you stop an angry rioter. No, the best way to put the kibosh on a rioter is to get his mommy to step in.
Japanese Beer Boasts It Can Make You Better Looking. Seriously.
The more you drink, the better looking other people are supposed to become, right? Right?